Our only two-time champ is “Crosseyed and Painless.” Does anyone consider that the “best” song in Phish’s repertoire? Meanwhile, heavyweights “Tweezer” and “Bathtub Gin” are a combined 1-7 in the Phish Bowl. So suck on that, Steelers fans.

If Pittsburgh were a two-time champ, your point would be valid. But six times? And back-to-back twice? The Eagles are the Dog Logs (yes, that's a Michael Vick reference) of the league.

Sorry to turn this into a football post.